Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
i’m not attractive naturally i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day
Don’t tell thin women to eat a cheeseburger. Don’t tell fat women to put down the fork. Don’t tell underweight men to bulk up. Don’t tell women with facial hair to wax, don’t tell uncircumcised men they’re gross, don’t tell muscular women to go easy on the dead-lift, don’t tell dark-skinned women to bleach their vaginas, don’t tell black women to relax their hair, don’t tell flat-chested women to get breast implants, don’t tell “apple-shaped” women what’s “flattering,” don’t tell mothers to hide their stretch marks, and don’t tell people whose toes you don’t approve of not to wear flip-flops. And so on, etc, etc, in every iteration until the mountains crumble to the sea. Basically, just go ahead and CEASE telling other human beings what they “should” and “shouldn’t” do with their bodies unless a) you are their doctor, or b) SOMEBODY GODDAMN ASKED YOU.
— Lindy West, Thin Women: I’ve Got Your Back. Could You Get Mine? (via spookypuke)
I swear that when our lips touch, I can taste the next 60 years of my life.
— Rudy Francisco (via mermaidporn)